Did you know that a "hard" fart on a wooden chair is not a smart move? The chair does not compliment the fart, let me tell ya.
I was sitting at a Starbucks the other day, job-hunting and brushing up my resume, with my huge Sony headphones on.. and out came the most unexpected "hard" fart on this little wooden chair I was seated upon. What I thought would come out to be a soft "hiss" of a fart, was totally wrong. Bad judgment. The best part is, I was not even 4 feet away to the couple seated by me who were engaged in serious conversation for at least twenty minutes. When I realized that... I got hot, embarrassed, red in the face, etc... but acted as if it were nothing but the squeak of a shoe.
Sometimes, you go on pretending that things didn't happen, when in fact, they most certainly did. It is not easy to come face to face with reality sometimes (especially when it bites) but how else are you ever going to overcome the things you are afraid of? How else would you ever come to being comfortable in your own skin?
Quite frankly, it may take one "hard" fart on a wooden chair. One fart at a time... here we go!
